Horoscopes for 2008
January 1st, 2008 Popularity: 9% [?]Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You will take a long arduous journey on the fourth weekend of every odd month. The year does not look too bad assuming your definition of not too bad is fairly wide. The rest of the time will be spent with family and dirty dishes. All in all, a good year for non-sobriety.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Money is no object this year. No, you didn’t understand this, money is not going to be an object this year. Whatever it might be, it won’t be your object in any case. Be prepared for long nights with cheap wine and Ramen noodles. The second half of the year might not be this rosy so ensure that you are frugal with your Ramen.

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