January 2nd, 2007
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You are finally going to be horribly sick and tired of being yourself. Around mid-2007, the cold shoulders and piercing looks that come your way every day will finally push you over the edge and you will attempt to scratch somebody’s eyes out. Friends and family should be wary around this time. A long holiday might work out well for everyone. When travelling, be on your best behaviour or you will be upsettingly surprised to find that it’s only people around you who put up with your temper. Healthwise, 2007 is looking to be a better year than the last one. There is still some chance of falling ill but you will recover quickly.
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January 2nd, 2007
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Time to polish the shell because god knows its getting tacky. Start looking forward to a complete image makeover that will begin with a bank breaking shopping spree. Surprise visits from friends from out of town will necessitate constant wardrobe upheavals, which would all be completely to your liking. It will be a great year in terms of your professional life. You would have settled into a comfortable groove and actually believe that colleagues enjoy your company and are actually laughing with you. This illusion will come crashing down towards the end of September when your bonus will be forfeited and you will end up being the butt of office jokes. Avoid encouraging the situation by posting drunken pictures online or showing up in your underwear.
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January 2nd, 2007
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Plan to stop pissing off people this year. You are the only person who finds your jokes amusing and generally finds you amusing. Most others hate you. But the problem is that you just don’t bloody get it. Health wise, some of you will do well. The others will probably not. If you are into adventure sports, you would be well advised not to take any partners or family members along; it might prove dangerous to your health. Your tastes in music will take a drastic downturn. With Mercury hanging a sharp right across Venus during the fifth quarter of the dark side of the moon, you will begin to appreciate Bollywood remixes. Those of in relationships will promptly be dumped. Those who aren’t won’t but you never know.
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January 2nd, 2007
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2007 is going to be a good year for love. Taureans in technical and engineering professions can look forward to falling in love without having to pay for it. The world will seem beautiful to you for one quarter of the year. Stockbrokers should be very careful of not getting too carried away because the NSE is predicted to fall 256 points just before Diwali causing some of you to lose all you have, including your love one. Those who aren’t stockbrokers can expect a long trip to an exotic nation which could be a good experience or it might stink like a wet dog.
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January 2nd, 2007
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You may as well not step out of your house till 2008 draws to a close. Your surroundings are in awful condition. You will need to do more than your best to clean out the cobwebs in your flat, your relationships and especially between your ears. Those working in the IT industry will be amongst the first to hack into Microsoft Vista. Some of you might end up on the wrong end of a Microsoft lawsuit and would be forced to take their own life. Think positive thoughts all the way to the end. If you are one of those who think that IT and technology are a waste of time or perhaps are just fads then listen carefully: you are obsolete. Now go home and get your wife/mother to slap you across the face.
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January 2nd, 2007
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Stop yelling and stand straight. Chest out and suck in that gut. Those born under the sign of the lion will come into their own for most part of next year. Drinking during the day and eating junk food will be the highlight of your year. Denture polish and superglue will fill several happy days for others. You will meet a friend whom you haven’t seen in years. If that friend is very old, try and get him to include you in the will. If the friend is George W. Bush, you would be doing an immense service if you return with him. Don’t buy a car on any day that ends in a ‘Y’ because it will be hit by a truck on the first drive.
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January 2nd, 2007
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Those born under the scales will be feeling very green around mid-January. What you might toss away as a hangover might turn out to be a serious bowel related problem. During this period, beware of eating beans and stay away from confined public places. With the second ring of Saturn falling directly across Ethiopia in the summer, the monsoon will be your lucky period of the year. Some of you might be thinking of taking up a new sport and this would be the ideal time to do it. Remember to wear lots of protection, especially during the fourth hour after your birthday cake cutting.
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