Beef Vindaloo

Beef Vindaloo is not another news website. It is the news website. For instance: have you ever wondered why the ants on your kitchen floor march in straight lines and are deadliest when they are red? Ever wondered why they curtail your delight when showing off a newly baked cake with ant icing? And what about that office meeting that seemingly delayed your leaving the office, only to find out that there was a flood and you are now expected to work for the next 24 hours?

We do. And we’re telling.

So we bring you stories about domestic violence against men, girl friends demanding their men to stop giving them flowers and Vishy, the delightful chess champion’s, delightful reception back home. We reported Sunitha William’s love for beef, Sehwag’s ouster for being sucky and the unique pairing of Shilpa Shettty and whatsisname Malakar.

So, after one year of providing you readers with such dedicated reporting, we at the WEEKLY decided to stop blogging and start earning. We still do it for the love of hard news but we figured a few extra bucks from advertising wouldn’t hurt our starving journalist pockets.

But why Beef Vindaloo, you ask?

Beef Vindaloo is a delicious, mouth watering, spicy dish from the state that almost didn’t make it as another Indian territory. It calls for a marinade of about four to six hours, after which, the beef is cooked with generous amounts of spices and vinegar. Not everyone can enjoy this delectable beef curry, because in a country where the cow is worshipped eating it would amount to blasphemy. And yet we have some who swear by it. Enjoy it. We relish it. To us it stands for more than just the mainstay of a cuisine. To us it’s the nature of humour itself. Some have an appetite for it and some don’t. We hope our stories are just as hard to digest.

So, if you’re an old reader click on as many links as you can. Google will pay us more. If you are a new reader please subscribe. We need large numbers on our list before we receive a call from (and we’re not naming names here) Network18. If you are angry with us because all you wanted was a recipe to impress your Goan mother-in-law then we apologise, but please subscribe anyway.

As for us, we are journalists. And we have strong morals.

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