Beef Vindaloo

The Republican Party’s Public Relations team are on damage control overdrive. While the number of official leaks have increased exponentially, this one that could be far more damaging than India’s nuclear deal is the one dealing with Sarah Palin’s vice presidency nomination being a payoff for the state of Texas causing her fifth son to be born with Down Syndrome. Earlier this week, reports mentioned this incident and several people passed it off as Sarah Palin’s love for her home state. As it turns out, Palin believed what every non-Texan on the planet already knows - people born in Texas are either retarded or like George W. Bush. Unfortunately for the Palin family, Trig was in a major hurry and mommy didn’t hurry quite enough.

“We are not sure where this leaked memo came from and at this moment, we aren’t even sure whether it is an official Republican Party memo at all,” said Shawna Henderson, party spokesperson for Alaska, “we are still verifying the authenticity of the document and only when we are able to officially prove its authenticity will we be able to comment.” The memo in question was sent by George W. Bush to John McCain in early August. According to the memo, Sarah Palin was planning to sue the state of Texas for what it did to her son. She also planned to sue Bush. In a desperate attempt to ensure that his last few months in office and hassle-free and to ensure that his retirement isn’t troubled, Bush suggested that McCain select Palin as running mate. This, the memo said, would “stop her from mussing around no more.”

Meanwhile, sources say that the Democrats are planning to launch a no holds barred, all-out campaign against McCain and Palin. Obama is believed to have mentioned that, “they don’t really need us to make fun of them do they; what’s amazing is that even though they shoot themselves in the foot all the time, they’re still gun nuts.”

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