Beef Vindaloo

You may as well not step out of your house till 2008 draws to a close. Your surroundings are in awful condition. You will need to do more than your best to clean out the cobwebs in your flat, your relationships and especially between your ears. Those working in the IT industry will be amongst the first to hack into Microsoft Vista. Some of you might end up on the wrong end of a Microsoft lawsuit and would be forced to take their own life. Think positive thoughts all the way to the end. If you are one of those who think that IT and technology are a waste of time or perhaps are just fads then listen carefully: you are obsolete. Now go home and get your wife/mother to slap you across the face.

Your health will most likely fail you, you will lose someone you might actually have seen yourself having a future with, the less said about money the better and you will have to do something very special to keep yourself out of a maximum security correctional facility. Other than that, you can look forward to an enjoyable year. Those of you looking to start a new business might actually benefit by performing an auspicious, holy good luck ceremony at the beginning. Clips your nails only on Mondays and never ever walk sideways in the moonlight. This is your one chance to redeem your existence on the planet, try not to botch it up. Lucky colour of March: German blueberry.

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