Beef Vindaloo

Stop yelling and stand straight. Chest out and suck in that gut. Those born under the sign of the lion will come into their own for most part of next year. Drinking during the day and eating junk food will be the highlight of your year. Denture polish and superglue will fill several happy days for others. You will meet a friend whom you haven’t seen in years. If that friend is very old, try and get him to include you in the will. If the friend is George W. Bush, you would be doing an immense service if you return with him. Don’t buy a car on any day that ends in a ‘Y’ because it will be hit by a truck on the first drive.

Jupiter is coming very close to the Moon on three days every month. If you are in a place where roads form a very important part of your day, you’d be advised to avoid getting on them on these days. Water will see you through on dark nights and dry days. If you have a married son, make sure to give him lots of money. More than say the amount you would give to say, your unmarried daughter, if you have one. If you married to a Leo then be prepared for early mornings and extended evenings of babysitting. Always check the exhaust pipe of your car before you step into it.

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