Gemini (May 21 – June 21)
January 2nd, 2007 Popularity: 4% [?]
(No Ratings Yet)Plan to stop pissing off people this year. You are the only person who finds your jokes amusing and generally finds you amusing. Most others hate you. But the problem is that you just don’t bloody get it. Health wise, some of you will do well. The others will probably not. If you are into adventure sports, you would be well advised not to take any partners or family members along; it might prove dangerous to your health. Your tastes in music will take a drastic downturn. With Mercury hanging a sharp right across Venus during the fifth quarter of the dark side of the moon, you will begin to appreciate Bollywood remixes. Those of in relationships will promptly be dumped. Those who aren’t won’t but you never know.
The second half of the year will be very turbulent in terms of emotions and acidity with one affecting the other severely. Sports fans will have a pleasant surprise on a certain flight between Mumbai and Rajkot especially when travelling on a budget airline. Those of you who are single will give the impression of being just too needy and clingy and will just not take a hint. Be advised to use mouthwash and deo in plentiful around your birthday or its going to be a pretty lonely evening. Good wishes in terms of cash and kind are coming your way but don’t bet too much money on that happening.
Popularity: 4% [?]
