Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
January 2nd, 2007 Popularity: 4% [?]
(No Ratings Yet)Time to polish the shell because god knows its getting tacky. Start looking forward to a complete image makeover that will begin with a bank breaking shopping spree. Surprise visits from friends from out of town will necessitate constant wardrobe upheavals, which would all be completely to your liking. It will be a great year in terms of your professional life. You would have settled into a comfortable groove and actually believe that colleagues enjoy your company and are actually laughing with you. This illusion will come crashing down towards the end of September when your bonus will be forfeited and you will end up being the butt of office jokes. Avoid encouraging the situation by posting drunken pictures online or showing up in your underwear.
Some of you might lose somebody you know. Fortunately it will be somebody either you or your lover despises and there will be unbridled joy and unfettered celebrations. Make sure the person in question is actually dead before popping the champagne in order to avoid an embarrassingly tricky situation. Those of you who aren’t in love should give up trying to look for it because you’re too finicky and really don’t have that much to offer. You might also want to work on that nose before you begin complaining about your suitor. Young Cancerians will do poorly in school and should be prepared for severe lashings around exam time. Parents of these Cancerians should make sure they maintain the tricky balance of reprimand and future psychotic actions. Lucky item of clothing: Beige-coloured left-hand’s glove with a missing pinkie finger.
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