Beef Vindaloo

You are finally going to be horribly sick and tired of being yourself. Around mid-2007, the cold shoulders and piercing looks that come your way every day will finally push you over the edge and you will attempt to scratch somebody’s eyes out. Friends and family should be wary around this time. A long holiday might work out well for everyone. When travelling, be on your best behaviour or you will be upsettingly surprised to find that it’s only people around you who put up with your temper. Healthwise, 2007 is looking to be a better year than the last one. There is still some chance of falling ill but you will recover quickly.

Those in fashion will sell their first outfit during the monsoons. The piece in question would be a rugged gypsy skirt that is so thick that it can be worn round one’s head and shoulders and be completely waterproof. The problem will be that you are a prêt designer and not interested in selling anything less than 1,000 pieces. You will fold up your business and retire to the Himalayas as a hermit. Those looking to get into fashion should not. Children will be a pain and you should not give into the temptation of giving them up for adoption. Or then again, maybe you should. There may be wedding bells in the vicinity, especially if you live near a church.

Popularity: 5% [?]

Share This